Little Life Rules

Just thought I would share with everyone something I had created a couple of years ago to put a smile on my face whenever I was down. Hope you enjoy.

Little Life Rules:

Don't do too many drugs
make many friends
don't have sex until you're ready
kiss alot
never drive with the emergency brake on
always use your blinkers
never wear white socks with brown sandals
it looks really tacky
do wear pants
don't bomb your place of employment
just kill off your boss
never flirt with ten men (or women) at a time even if you think it's a good idea....it'll only backfire on you in the end
do believe in one true love
respect your parents
never roast marshmallows over the toaster
never throw cats out the window
they don't always land on their feet
follow your dreams....never follow someone else's
use an umbrella when it rains
stay in bed with a good book when it snows
don't listen to love songs when you're sad...they always end up making you feel worse
cornbread (random thought :))
nothing is impossible
always make sure you have enough gas before you leave
save pennies
take the road less traveled
believe in magic
if you're hot, take your clothes off
if you're cold, put clothes on
don't smoke before you have to run ten miles...you won't even finish the first mile
remember, i before e except after c
stay in the lines
don't take up more than one parking space
it's very annoying
make long lasting friends...so you can drive them crazy the same way they do you
reduce, recycle, reuse..especially if you have no money for cigarettes..those little butts come in handy
don't watch talk tv-trash, trash, trash (but only if you're not a redneck-they live for that stuff)
be careful when you zip up your pants
dance
read a children's story (spot has a red ball...)
don't procrastinate...especially when you have to pee
do homework
don't swim in a polluted lake
never pee in a pool...it's just not nice
masturbate whenever the mood strikes ("I need a price check on cucumbers...")
cut your hair...it'll grow back
laugh out loud...it's good for the soul
play a sport even if it's table tennis
never try to lift anyone who's bigger than you
spay and neuter your cats or else your house will smell BAD
obey stoplights
never sleep with a stranger...find out their name first
look both ways before you cross the street
always lock your doors
never blow off a friend...that's what bj's are for
if you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi
be a trend setter
take lots of pictures...your memory may fade but they won't
write love letters
don't let anyone bully you around
Tupac (another random thought)
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR WITH THE CLASS OF '94
read
sing as badly as you can in the shower..who's gonna hear you anyway?
smile even if you want to kill the asshole in front of you
say your prayers...even for the people you don't like very much
and always remember....life is what happens when you're making other plans
so get going
don't just sit there
enjoy life to its fullest


So that's it. I hope you all enjoyed it and if there are little life rules you think I should include you can either leave a comment or email me at vacrakgirl@hotmail.com. Talk to you all later.