New Tax Laws

Subject: New Tax Laws


The only thing the I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that:

40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed,
20% of the time it's pissed off,
30% of the time it's hard up,
10% of the time it's in the hole.

On top of all this, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 1998, penises will be taxed according to size. To determine this category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on Page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P form.

10 to 12 inches Luxury Tax $50.00
8 to 10 inches Pole Tax $30.00
6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax $15.00
4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5.00


PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for
a refund. Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains

PLEASE! DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSION!!!

Sincerely,


Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service



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