"Daddy you're wack." - Chandler

Who wants to know what I did on Monday? Come on, who wants to know? Okay I'll tell you. Monday was pretty slow up until about 4pm when I had to pick up my brother from Bryant and Stratton. He was late of course but as soon as he got in the car I rubbed his head 'cause his hair is cut really short and he hates when I do that. He had his portfolio with him which almost took up the back seat. He's a graphic design major. Anyway, a quick stop at the post office and we were off to pick up Chandler. She got in the car and started yelling because I never pick her up on Mondays and she was soooo excited. Once she found out I was gonna hang out with her and her father all night she gave me a huge hug in the car and we were off. All three of us were hungry so off to China Buffet we were. While we were in the car I told Chandler all about the mean things her father used to do to me when we were younger and she started hitting her father! LOL. I shouldn't laugh but it was funny. Every time he tried to defend herself she hit him and said "You have to be nice to Aunt Kim." "I told you to be nice to Aunt Kim!"

We were listening to the radio and my brother said that whoever was singing was wack. We all know what that means. But Chandler doesn't. She thought it meant wacky. So she kept telling her father he was wack. "Daddy you're wack." We made it to China Buffet and the girl is definitely a Bunzol. Her first time up she got two plates of food. One plate mac and cheese and pizza. The other egg rolls and sweet and sour chicken. The next trip up she got shrimp. I mean, a lot of shrimp. And she ate every single one.

Next up was George's new apartment. Holy cow people. Something is up with Greg, his roommate. We walk in and the first thing I notice is that the carpet is spotless. I mean you can see the lines where it was vacuumed. "George, who vacuums?" "Greg does." Okay. Up the stairs to the bedrooms and on the wall are 4 plates. You know - the kind that old woman put on their walls. "Are those Greg's?" "Yup." Just so everyone knows, Chandler doesn't like Greg a whole lot but then again she doesn't like boys except for Papa and Daddy. She doesn't even like Uncle Jim and we've been dating for 2 1/2 years! Okay so anyway, we go in the bathroom and it's all dolphins. I mean dolphin carpet, dolphin towels, dolphin shower curtain and dolphin shower curtain holders. What guy matches stuff that well? And it smelled girly. Now I have no problem with gay people. I do worry though when they are in denial and can't admit it. That boy could be on queer eye.

So we watched some old American Music Award Shows from like 1995 and we played the infamous Fiona Apple Speech which is hysterical. I love it...she's so stupid! Here's the speech:

Man, ah man. I didn't prepare a speech and I'm sorry...but I'm glad that I didn't because I'm not gonna do this like everybody else does it. Um..'Cause everybody that I should be thanking I'm really sorry but I have to use this time. See Maya Angelou said that we as human beings at our best can only create op-opportunities and I'm gonna use this opportunity the way that I wanna use it. So what I wanna say is, um, everybody out there that is watching; everybody that's watching this world...this world is bullshit and you shouldn't model you're life - wait a second - you shouldn't model your life about what you think that we think is cool and what we're wearing and what we're saying and everything. Go with yourself....go with yourself. And there's just a few people that I want to say something to. I want to say Momma, I love you. I'm so glad that we're becoming friends. Amber I love you. You're my sister. You're my best friend. Andrew Slater no one else could have produced this album and no one else did....Um...And it's just stupid that I'm in this world. But you're all very cool to me so thank you very much. And I'm sorry for all the people that I didn't thank but man, it's good. Bye.

Man I love that. It makes my brother and I roll with laughter. Anyway about 9pm it was time to take Chandler home. Literally one minute after getting in the car she was asleep. It was a good day. :)