So after a 8 hour shift at BJ'S, Angela and I came up with a the best classics line we heard tonight. Enjoy!
Girl returning Poland Spring distilled water: "I don't want distilled water. You can't drink it. It's for batteries. You get sick and DIE."
Guy wanders up to the podium: "I'm looking for a drink called Kool-Aid but it's not Kool-Aid."
Woman at the service desk: "We decided we didn't want this patio set. It's glass - we live next to a golf course."
Woman buying a trampoline: "Why do I have to pay NY state tax? I'm from Florida - my card says Florida."
Old Guy at the service desk writing a check
Girl: "Oh, you press so hard."
Guy: "I always do."
Guy calling on the phone: "Did anyone find a birth certificate?"
This is the crap we put up with everyday at work. Be kind to us or we might have to either 1)laugh out loud at you or 2) kill you. Later.
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