So yesterday at work

I had to deal with dragonwoman, stupid members, and exboyfriends. First dragonwoman was insane yesterday. Everytime she doesn't work for more than 4 days, she comes back and loses her mind. She takes returns away before I'm done returning them, she's cleaning as I'm trying to sign up new members, she puts files away on her lunch when she's off the clock...in short, she's annoying when she wants to be. All I wanted to do when she was there was be somewhere else. It's amazing how quiet it is when she's not at the frontline. Example:

Dragonwoman at the top of her lungs: WHO HAS THE 81 KEY? DO YOU HAVE THE 81 KEY?

Now this wouldn't be so bad if we weren't standing right in front of her. So our manager got her to go on the floor and do work and give us peace at the frontline. As soon as she walked away, it sounded like the desert. It was so quiet and peaceful.

Second, I had this woman come up to the member services desk and told me that there was a tv that was on the shelf that she wanted to buy. I asked her the name of it and she said Quasar. I tried doing a search for Quasar on the computer and nothing was coming up and I was pretty positive I had never seen a tv for sale ever by the name of Quasar at our store. So I told her to show me the tv. Well, we walk over to the tv and she points to the "demo" tv that we use to promote our specials like vitamins, wipers, vacuum cleaners, etc. I tell her that those tv's are owned by the store to show what the specials are. Then she goes "So the tv down there is the same too?" pointing to the tv on the same type of cart a few aisles down that is blasting some sort of steamer video promotion. And I'm thinking to myself "What kind of moron are you that you want a tv that we've never sold, that has been sitting in the same spot for the past 18 years, that is obviously missing some of the buttons on it, that wasn't even turned on which means it probably didn't work anymore anyway?" When I told her that they weren't for sale, she looked at me like I was crazy! She was obviously mad at me that I told her her precious Quasar tv wasn't for sale and was owned by the store. Freakin' go to Big Lots. I'm sure they sell Quasar there. Good grief.

Third, my first "boyfriend for a second" came in to work today with his fiance. That was weird and akward. We only dated for a second but he was like my first kiss and everything. Plus this is the same guy that said he would never get married, blah blah blah and he's getting married in June. Just random that he showed up literally 5 minutes after I punched in. Then about an hour later, I saw an ex's grandfather too. It was like Ghosts of boyfriends past or something. Maybe today will be better.

So I've finished about 4 Christmas presents. Only about 15 more to go. Ugh. I hope Jim ends up getting a tree today. That would be cool.

Later people.