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If Women Ruled...

A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing and has a good job
Medical research money would be spent on developing new birth control methods for men
Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams
Baby-sitting, doing dishes, making beds and general house keeping would be considered "Macho"
The hem of men's pants would go up or down depending on the economy
Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season
Minnie Mouse would get equal billing with Mickey
Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles
PMS or Menopause would be a legitimate defense in court
Men would come with papers showing:
Their true identity
Marital and employment status
If they live with their mother
If they've had all their shots
Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity
Men would get reputations for sleeping around
"Ms Magazine" would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models
Men who designed women's shoes would be forced to wear them
Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime
Men would be as attentive after marriage as they were before
Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit
Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks"
Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make
Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas
Men would have to get "Playboy" for the articles, because there would be no pictures
Men would learn and be required to use phrases like:
I'm sorry
I love you
You're beautiful
Of course you don't look fat in that outfit
Go to sleep-I'll take care of the baby
You go rest, I'll fix dinner
Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments
Men would sit around and wonder what women are thinking
Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars and sports teams
All toilet seats would be nailed down
Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers
TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute
All men would be forced to spend one month a year in a PMS simulator
Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so they can't pretend to be single
During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year old boys
After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot
For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks
A female employee would be noticed for her work performance, not her bra size
Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets