Q and A

Thanks everyone for your questions. I guess you are all waiting with bated breath for the answers aren't you? That's what I thought.

Where should I move to when I get back to Rachacha? - Kacie

Well Kac, I've pretty much decided you should move in with Jim and I 'cause let's face it, we have a lot of your furniture. You could sleep in your old recliner in the living room with Abby (she'll protect you from the morons that shoot off their guns on our street). And once you are moved in, we can go to Johnny Rockets once a week and bug my brother while he is working to get the discount. Doesn't it sound great? :P

hmm...Can you tell me why Kermit the frog is so green? - Anonymous ( I have a funny feeling I know who this is..hmm)

The reason Kermit is so green is because he's always in that swamp. He never leaves. He's down there day and night and the algae is just taking over his body. Kermit used to be a pig. That's why Miss Piggy is so in love with him. She sees past his deformed green body for the large round pink pig he used to be. The reason she gets so mad is because he won't ever leave his swamp! He refuses to see daylight and to have a life. Did that answer it for you? :)

Sarah has a lot of questions! Here they go:

1. If you had to choose which would it be love or money? I would choose love. My parents were married for 32 years and they never had a lot of money. Between raising two kids, moving to a different state away from family and friends, my mom's disabilities, and everything else that goes along with marriage, they survived. Look at all the people out there with millions of dollars that get divorced every three years. They might be rich in the wallet but poor in the heart. I'll take love any day of the week.

2. What is your favorite dance and would you be willing to do your favorite dance at work? After years of going to techno clubs, I've come to the conclusion that I don't any rhythm. I think I used to do the Roger rabbit or the cabbage patch when I was younger but now I think I look like Elaine from Seinfeld. And no I would not dance at work. Unless it was the dance of never having to go back to that hellhole. Then I would dance all the way to my car.

3. How many pets have you had in your life and what kind? I've pretty much always had the regular runs of the mill type of pet. I remember goldfish that just about everytime I brought them home they would die the next day. I remember a dog named Duffy who we had to put to sleep (I think) when I was 4 or 5 years old. I've had lots of cats. Alex, Midnight, Friskie, and Stripes...all gone now. And as for dogs, Cheyenne who was a collie; Fraiser who has some pointer in him (he lives out of state with my dad now); and my dog now Abby. I keep wanting to get a frog but I don't want to go out looking for insects. Too gross.

4. What one thing would you change about your childhood if you could? There is a bunch that I would have changed when I was a child but looking back on it, there really isn't anything I would change now because, all of it, good or bad, made me who I am today.

5. What in your opinion is the only way to achieve world peace? - Get rid of George Dubya!

And finally the man I copied this whole exercise from BJNippleboy:

1. Do you think people are born aggressive, or that it is a learned behavior? I think that for most people, it is a learned behavior. Most people don't grow up saying they want to hurt someone or kill someone when they get older. But at the same time, I think for some people, it is a part of them from the moment they are born.

2: Suppose you have an accident. You have a choice.... lose both your arms, or both your legs...pick one and explain why... Well, this is a hard one to decide I guess mainly because my mother lost both of hers and I know how hard it was for her. I would probably pick lost both legs 'cause I have to have my sense of touch. I would need to be able to pet my dog and hold my godsons, step-brothers and my niece. I would want to be able to touch my boyfriends face. Yeah..legs. I would lose the legs.

3. Your best friend dates a guy you TOLD them you had the hots for and was enthralled by...What do you say to that 'friend'? This was actually done to me by an old best friend in high school. I don't say anything to said "friend". The way I react is by revenge. I'm not gonna get into details because I know my dad or Mary Jane is reading this and I don't want to incriminate myself but if I had to say something it would probably be something along the lines of "You're a rotten bi**h and you're going to regret the day you stabbed me in the back...blah, blah, blah. Next question.

4. Highly ethical question: Capital punishment. Execute 9999 truly guilty persons, but...in the process. one innocent person gets executed... right or wrong? It depends. Do I know this innocent person? If I do then it's wrong. If I don't then it right. (Isn't that the American way?)

5. Finally... Great sex once a month, or mediocre sex once a week? (Checking to make sure the boyfriend is not in the room) Great sex once a month! Quality over quantity!

Well, I hope I answered everyone's questions. Later.